"What’s the matter with Percy?"
"I’m not sure, but it must be something terrible."
"Oh, it can’t be that bad."
"He’s placed himself in Teenage Vampire Romance."
A thought in which I believe: When Percival is run ragged, emotionally, or is simply having a particularly bad day, he decides he no longer wants to be Percival. He just wants to be a book.
The Percy Tantrum Conundrum.
(Percival belongs to dsylexiafeind)